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john edwards for alleged violation of campaign laws while seeking to cover up an extramarital affair. more on that story on "good morning america." we'll see you right back here tomorrow night. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: kirstie alley may have lost the competition tonight, but she lost 400 pounds. >> dicky: the winner of "dancing with the stars," hines ward. taylor lautner. >> whoa, it's the wolf boy! >> reporter: and music from britney spears. ♪ it's so hard to say good-bye ♪ to
>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with exciting news. "jimmy kimmel live" now has an app. here now with all the details, our spokespokesmodel, katie. hello, katie. how are you? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: go ahead. >> we are pleased to -- what was that? >> jimmy: yours is in blue. >> hello, i'm pleased to be here to introduce the "jimmy kimmel live" app. >> jimmy: we are pleased to have you. tell us about the app. >> with the "jimmy kimmel live" app, you can watch video from the show anywhere on the go. yes. >> jimmy: even like in, the tub?
>> i mean, if it's waterfroof. >> jimmy: even at the circus? >> i mean, sure, if you want to -- what if you lose it on a roller coaster? >> jimmy: even if you're riding a unicorn in heaven? >> a unicorn? it would be hard to ride that and hold this at the same time. >> jimmy: okay, back to the cue cards. >> and you can read all jimmy kimmel's hilarious personal tweets. and best of all, it's free and available on the ipad, iphone and ipod touch. >> jimmy: and how do we install the app? >> simply go to the itunes apple store, then type your name. then click the free -- >> jimmy: whose name? theirs or mine? >> yours, jimmy kimmel, duh. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> then click the free install button and wait for it to download and install. >> jimmy: wow, it's so easy, even i can do it. thanks, katie. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" app. available exclusively at the apple app store.
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, winner of "dancing with the stars," hines ward. taylor lautner. and music from britney spears. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, make yourselves comfortable. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi there. well, that's very nice.
i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for being here with us tonight. this is a big night for america. tonight, we crowned a new celebrity ballroom dancing champion. you know, every season before the dancing begins, i pick a dancer and i bet on that dancer. you know, you can bet this stuff online now. this time around, the dancer i picked was not the favorite. he went in at 7 to 2. if you bet $20, you win $70. i bet a lot more than 20. i've been doing this for five years. so far i picked helio castroneves. he won. that's right. i picked kristi yamaguchi. she won. i picked donny osmond to win. and sure enough, he won. last season, i bet on jennifer grey. she won. and now, the man i picked this season, hines ward, is the new "dancing with the stars" champion.
i win again. it's unbelievable. i'm the only one impressed by it, right? [ applause ] this is why i'm known as nostra-dance-mus around here. not only i can do that, but i can also tell you how many babies your cat is going to have. tonight, the mirror ball trophy went to hines ward of the pittsburgh steelers. and in pittsburgh, the streets are flooded with excited steeler fans waving their terrible towels, screaming things at the camera. the pain of the super bowl loss to the packers has finally been erased with a big win over chelsea and kirstie. we will talk to hines and kym very soon. kirstie alley may have lost the competition, but she also lost a lot of weight. she lost 400 pounds in two months. [ applause ] yes. she tried on the dress she wore
for the first show, she said she's lost 38 inches since the show started. for real. i'm not kidding. and it's all going back on tomorrow. [ laughter ] 38 is a lot of inches. 38 is -- that's like both olsen twins and a nicole richie. so, congratulations to her. meanwhile, also tonight, in a rare head to head battle with the dancing stars, night one of the "american idol" season finale. he's lauren versus scotty. the "american idol" finale gives me chills. you think about the fact that one of these kids is going to be the next lee dewyze. it's almost like you wasted the last four months of your life watching it. lauren and scotty are the youngest pair ever to square off in the finals. their combined age is 33. steven tyler has herpes holder than that. she's been a lot of fun this season. i wasn't sure he was a good choice to replace simon, but he's so unbelievable sexed up all the time, you cannot help but marvel at him.
the testosterone is still pumping through his loins like arnold schwarzenegger in the laundry room of his house. it's remarkable. and here now to celebrate that, possibly for the last time this year, it's steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. >> i would have to give up the first round, and the second round to lauren, only because she's prettier than you are. >> he accepts that, actually. >> jimmy: he's a cat in the lap away from being a bond villain. speaking of sexy senior citizens, this arnold schwarzenegger maid story is starting to quiet down, but fortunately for us, we have many eager entertainment news programs digging around to keep it alive. "the insider" got their hands on a good clip today this is from 2001. it's arnold and maria speaking to reporters about the mother of arnold's bonus baby, the maid. of course, maria didn't know she
was the mother of the baby. but pay special attention to arnold's face while maria talks. >> i'm christina mclarty. the shocking video was shot in 2001. it was right there on the steps of that church where maria praised patty as arnold stood by her side. >> how proud we are of her being a single mother, five kids, raising all of them, putting food on the table, keeping her job, ten years, showing up -- >> keeping her job and doing an incredible job. >> jimmy: doing the jobs no one else wants to do. and doing them well. i have to say that is probably -- probably the best acting i've ever seen him do. good old governor crazy penis. the president and first lady, the obamas, are in england right now, meeting with the british prime minister and the royal family. they're staying at buckingham palace. they are staying in the same suite prince william and kate middleton stayed in on their wedding night. which, that's a little weird, right?
i hope that in addition to the changing of the guards, there's a changing of the sheets. as is the custom, the president and the queen exchanged gifts. she gave obama a selection of letters from past american presidents to english monarchs. that's great. that's going in the garbage before it gets -- and he gave her season one of "glee" on dvd. president obama met with prince charles today to talk about the size of their ears. this is -- look here at prince charles and pay special attention to his hair, because apparently he forgot to glue down his combover. maybe his hair is saluting, i don't know. that's why they wear those funny hats. running for president thing doesn't work out for dornld trump, maybe he can be a prince. as you may have heard, on saturday the world was supposed to end, but at the last minute, it got picked up for another
season. the radio host who predicted the rapture is a man named harold camping. he picked san ji ya to win "american idol" this year. he's a little off. at first he said he was confused while the apocalypse didn't happen on saturday, may 21st. all his calculations pointed to that date. but he's been thinking it out and he came up with a reasonable explanation. >> we have not done our correct homework in understanding the nature of may 21. but it is -- the fact is there. it was not a judgment day that was visible. it's an invisible judgment day. >> jimmy: oh. it's an invisible judgment day. that's a whole different thing. sounds like grandpa's been chugging his robitussin again. he's now shifted the apocalypse to october 21st, which is great, because now i don't have to get a halloween costume. i like that the apocalypse gets pushed back.
it's being produced by the same people who did the spider-man musical. here's more from harold camping. >> the whole world is under judgment day, and this is a -- and it will continue right up until october 21, 2011 and that -- >> shh. >> jimmy: when jesus has had enough, he's had enough. that's one of hour -- [ applause ] one of our staffers playing jesus. while the world might not have come to an end when he said it would, it might as well have, because tomorrow is the very last oprah winfrey show. i'm feeling empty inside. i feel like i'm sending my 57-year-old african-american daughter off to college. i tried to get my doctor to euthanize me, but the co-pay was outrageous, so -- these farewell
shows have been unbelievable. today, did you see, today was part two of rope are's surprise farewell spectacular. it was like the academy awards meepts michael jackson's funeral. it was ridiculous. will smith, michael jordan, jerry seinfeld, tom hanks, tom cruise. everyone was there. oprah even let stedman out of the car to come watch it. my favorite part when was -- it's a little thing, but when jada pinkett smith got right up in oprah's face to tell her how crucial she is to our existence. >> we have traveled many roads with you. you have enlightened us. you have empowered us. and you have taught us how to be. >> jimmy: you taught us how to be. and then dr. oz taught us how to bm, on her show. oprah has had so many classic moments from her 25 years on the air. this month, we've been making them even more classic by taking the audio from those and
combining them with video from some of our favorite cartoons. tonight, the audio from the time dr. oz enlightened oprah on fee call matters combined with the video from "he man." >> there are three things you can do in the bathroom that will keep you living longer. what are they? >> it's about using your senses. you want to hear what the stool, the poop, sounds like when it hits the water. and that sounds crazy. but if it sounds like, you know, plop, plop, plop, that's not right. that means you're constipated. it should hit the water like a diver from act poll coe hits the water. >> you're looking at it to see what? >> it should be shaped like an s. >> oh, when you get an s i'm so excited. i'm like, whoa! whoa! >> jimmy: it's taken human form. shaped like an s for super hero. dr. oz sang about oprah's poop
today on the show. i swear that's true. if i can get real for a minute, i am going to miss oprah. we will never see another oprah, never. and it's hard to say good-bye. there are so many things i'd like to say, but the words are -- it's difficult to get the words out. so, instead, i asked some of my friends to help me say it in song. ♪ how do i ♪ say good-bye ♪ to what we had ♪ the good times ♪ ♪ that made us laugh ♪ now make us sad ♪ i thought she'd be william us forever ♪ ♪ but forever was not to be ♪ it's so hard to say good-bye
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called "femme fatale. " britney spears from the bud light outdoor stage. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by jesse tyler ferguson from "modern family," author sarah vowell, and have music from maybach music group featuring rick ross. and then on thursday night, christina aguilera, mike tyson, and music from big sean. okay? that's big sean. there must be a little sean, right? there's got to be. unbeknownst to our next guest, he is my golden goose. he is a world champion football player -- and look what's going on in pittsburgh right now. they are setting the city on fire, really, to celebrate. he's a super bowl mvp who now adds a mirrored ball to his trophy case. live via satellite with his dance partner kym johnson, please welcome season 12 champion of "dancing with the stars," from the pittsburgh steelers, hines ward. >> hi! >> jimmy: first of all, i want
to say thank you for making me a very wealthy man. >> wow. >> jimmy: you know, i bet on you guys before the season started. >> wow. i'm glad we won for you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm glad you're paying attention to the show. >> we love the show. >> jimmy: i was going to ask you if it made for any extra pressure, but apparently it did not. but between the three of us, we pulled together and we did it. we really did it. >> yes, we did. you inspired me. >> jimmy: well, i'm glad i was able to do that. is this better than -- well, this is definitely better than losing the super bowl. but is this better than winning the super bowl? >> you know, it's comparable. >> jimmy: no, it's not! stop that! >> it is. because i've never danced before, so, you know, for me to walk away with this trophy is an amazing feat. winning the super bowl, it take as whole team to win the super bowl. winning this dancing competition, i owe everything to kym.
that spoof that you made of me at the gas station, that's what inspired me to go out there and dance with the police officers. >> jimmy: i believe that was a kirstie alley set that up to have you arrested so she could win the competition. did you ever consider that? hines, i want to take issue with you on one thing, if you don't mind. in one of the promos last night, you said this. >> one trophy. >> this is my super bowl. >> jimmy: you said, this is my super bowl. now -- if this is your super bowl, what does that make the super bowl? >> hey, jim, they made me say that. >> jimmy: oh, they did? [ laughter ] >> it's television, jim. >> jimmy: i'm glad to hear that, i really am. and kym, how are you feeling right now? how is your health? >> i'm so much better. you saw the fall, but i'm so better now. >> jimmy: i tell you something, when hines started to cry, that was the greatest move ever,
hines, i mean, really. >> i had it all planned out. >> jimmy: suddenly the phone lines in america just went absolutely crazy and i'm surprised none of the other contestants tried to put that into their repertoire, too. >> you know what, that fall was just -- it made me sick to my stomach, and just to see kym come back three days after that was just amazing and, you know, i was just blessed that it didn't go the other way because it really could have, so, for us to be dancing again, i just got caught up and it was just tears of joy that she's doing something she loves to do. >> he's so sweet. >> jimmy: is there something going on between the two of you? >> we're good friends. >> jimmy: is that his leg you're rubbing there, kym? what's going on? [ laughter ] kym, who is the better dance partner? hines or your other former champion, donny osmond? >> staring at me. i mean, they're both so
different. donny was great and i was lucky enough to win with him and -- >> no, you know -- donny picked mark and chelsea to win. what -- >> did he really? >> jimmy: oh, that dirty bum. so, now, does that change everything for you, kym, i mean -- >> oh, well. >> jimmy: how dare donny pick somebody else to win. >> how dare he? no, you -- you are incredible. hines was so amazing. i loved every single week working with hines. so determined and such a great man. >> jimmy: did you know that hines was voted the dirtiest player in the nfl two different times? >> i can't believe that. i can't imagine hines on a football field because he's such a great dancer and i know him now as hines the dancer. >> jimmy: will you watch him play football now? if indeed there is football? >> i want to go. i definitely want to go. >> she's coming to see me play in pittsburgh. you got to come to heinz field and see the steeler nation with the terrible towels and everything.
so, they accept kym as part of our organization in steeler nation. >> jimmy: it looks like kym is wearing a couple of terrible towels right now. maybe three total of them. okay, so -- now, hines, i see the mirror ball trophies behind you guys, and, would you grab those for a second? because i would like to see -- are they substantial, are they heavy? >> really heavy. pretty heavy. >> jimmy: where is that going? >> right beside my super bowl mvp trophy. something to be very proud of. >> jimmy: it is? [ applause ] and have you spoken to any of your teammates today or after you won? >> you know what, it's funny because when i first started the show, everybody was like, man, you're going to be the first guy kicked off the show. and i get no positive encouragement from my teammates but as they came to the show and saw me dance, they told me not to come back without that mirror ball trophy, so, here it is,
coach tomlin, i'm coming back with the trophy. >> jimmy: he must be ecstatic. i can't way to see what your end zone dance looks like now. it can be spectacular. kym, you should help him choreograph that. well, congratulations to both of you. and especially thank you, again, for all the money. [ cheers and applause ] i knew you could do it. i tell you what, when there are people that didn't believe in you, jimmy kimmel believed in you, i believed in you. let's never forget that. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: thanks, guys. hines ward and kym johnson, it's over, our "dancing with the stars" champions. we'll be right back with taylor lautner. [ male announcer ] wonder where the durango's been for the last two years? it toured around europe, getting handling and steering lessons on those sporty european roads. it went back to school, got an advanced degree in technology.
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>> jimmy: how are you? >> oh, man. >> jimmy: are you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: did you bet any money on "dancing with the stars" this year? >> i did not bet money -- >> jimmy: i did. >> congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> but i am so happy for hines. >> jimmy: do you know him? >> we filmed "abduction" in pittsburgh and met hines there. he is the nicest guy. >> jimmy: are you a big sports fan in general? >> huge fan. >> jimmy: are you a steelers fan? >> i am. i'm a big steelers fan. we filmed in pittsburgh so i ended up going to a lot of the games and met all the players including hines. i was standing on the sideline and a ball rolled over and hit me in the foot and hines picks it up, he says, you want it? he takes out a sharpie, signs it for me -- >> jimmy: you are supposed to give him your shoe in exchange.
you might not know this yet, but -- that is the protocol. it's how it's supposed to go. that's one of the best things about being famous. you get to go and -- do you get to go into the locker room and be part of the team? >> yeah. that was -- that was in pittsburgh, we filmed "breaking dawn" in baton rouge in new orleans, go saints -- yes. >> jimmy: you a very fickle with the teams, aren't you? >> it's fterrible. >> jimmy: who do you like better? >> it's so hard. i can't say anything. but i got to know coach sean payton for the saints and he and his family are incredible people. i mean, it was crazy. i showed up and there he was, the head coach of the new orleans saints, waiting for me and he walks me into the locker room, walks me on the field, gave me a headset for the whole game and i got to listen to sean talking to drew brees and drew brees listening and just all the
plays being called. it was my dream. >> jimmy: next time this happens, you and i have to talk, because i could make us a lot of money intercepting those plays. all you'll need is a cell phone. >> sounds good. >> jimmy: forget the movies. this is how we're going to make a fortune. yeah, wow, that's a lot of fun. so, you got to hang out -- did they know you from the "twilight" mu views? >> it's so weird. i didn't expect them to. the guys are huge. in the locker room, they are running out, screaming, running on the field. they stop, go, whoa, it's the wolf boy! so -- i mean -- [ applause ] some of them will just do that and some of them play it cool and they'll be like, are you taylor lautner, and i go, yeah, you watch -- you watched the "twilight" movies, they go, no, no, i saw you on "saturday night
live." so, it's so funny the difference. >> jimmy: are you finished with "twilight" now? >> all done. >> jimmy: you shot two in a row. [ applause ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: are you relieved to be done? did you feel like -- was it weird to leave those people? >> it's very weird. yeah, we've been filming these movies for three, four years, and it's -- it's strange to know that i'm not going back, i'm not going to be filming as jacob black anymore. >> jimmy: that's how i feel about this whole oprah thing. >> i hear you. but on the other hand we're going to be promoting the movies for the next two years and i'm going to be on shows like this one. >> jimmy: almost like your college roommates, you are graduating and say good-bye to these people. >> little bit, yeah. >> jimmy: did anyone cry? >> um -- yeah, to be honest with you. >> jimmy: who was most upset about breaking up the group there? >> i was pretty upset myself.
>> jimmy: you were? >> but i think the biggest surprise was kristen. i mean, i -- she's very sweet, yes. but i predicted it, i was like, guys, i know you are playing it cool right now but we're going to be kind of sad when we finish this. they're like, oh, yeah, you know, on the last day it did get emotional. >> jimmy: do you think you'll ever speak to any of theose people ever again? [ laughter ] >> well, i will be forced to for the next year. but absolutely. we are all great friends. >> jimmy: so, do you get a break? do you go on vacation or anything right now? >> i mean, i kind of -- i guess you can call it a break. i'm in l.a. and -- >> jimmy: you have a production company with your dad, right? your dad works -- what -- what is the relationship there? >> i have my own production company and abduction is the first movie we produced. >> jimmy: that's great. >> and my dad definitely helps me out.
i don't have time to do everything. i'm extremely busy. so, he's a huge help. >> jimmy: you could fire him if you wanted to? dad, sit down. >> that might be a tough conversation. >> jimmy: it would be a terrible conversation, i'm sure, yeah. do you live with your dad now still? >> i live with my family, yes. i'm currently -- >> jimmy: so, if you fire him, he'll evict you. it's really like -- >> sticky situation. >> jimmy: so, you are in your room that you grew up in? >> yeah, i am. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's true. i moved to l.a. eight years ago and i'm in the same room. >> jimmy: are there any posters on the wall in your room. >> let's think about this. there are a few football posters. i'm from michigan so i'm a big wolverine fan so there are go blue posters on the walls. >> jimmy: you still have the posters on the walls. are you planning on moving out or are you fine staying there? >> no, definitely. the time --
[ laughter ] at some point. yeah, no, i'm actually -- i'm looking now, i might get a condo, you know -- >> jimmy: you should get something because it's got to be weird if you have a girl or something, like, dad, i'm going upstairs. go blue. >> go blue. we're just going to look at the posters. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break and when we come back, we'll see a clip, the world premiere of a clip from "abduction." we'll be right back with taylor lautner. the count on chevy event is here. your ticket to a cruze eco. 42 mpg and over 500 highway miles a tank. one of our 9 models over 30 mpg highway. fuel up,
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no, i -- i play a high school senior who finds a picture of himself on a missing persons website and he discovers that his whole life is a lie, his parents aren't who he thinks they are and it is basically him on the run searching for his true identity. >> jimmy: is that you doing the fighting? >> it is. >> jimmy: because you did martial arts or something? >> yeah. >> jimmy: didn't you win a championship or something like that? >> yeah, i was -- i did it for awhile, like eight years and i was a four-time world champion in extreme martial arts. >> jimmy: that's got to be great. a lot of actors -- it must be a lot of fun to see yourself beating people up on screen. i thought if i was in a movie, i would like to just nonstop beat people up. it's got to be great -- though you know it's acting, to just watch yourself beating people. especially a big fat guy on the train like that. you're wearing tight jeans, you're kicking him in the face. i couldn't even get the jeans
on, let alone kick him in the face in the jeans. but when you study this, did you think -- did you study it because you knew you would want to do that or is it just a coincidence? >> it was just a coincidence, i mean, when i was young i did, like, every sport possible and martial arts was one of them. and this was kind of the first movie that i was able to use some of it. >> jimmy: why did you do martial arts? a lot of times the kids that do that are the weird ones in the park. >> right. initially, i was 6 years old when i started it. it was like the games that intrigued me, like, at the end of every practice we would play games and stuff and that's why i gave it a shot to begin with. but then as i got older i started really enjoying it. >> jimmy: do you still do it? >> i do it for fun. i don't have time, to, like, train in it but it's a good thing to keep up and it's a lot of fun. >> jimmy: have you ever had a fight with ralph macchio?
>> no. >> jimmy: you have not. when, oh, but when the smith kid was the new karat tee kid, did you go, that should have been my thing right there? >> no, he did that just about as well as anyone could. >> jimmy: okay, all right, good. you're not karate-ing right now. what didou do specifically? >> it was called extreme martial arts. >> jimmy: that's the asian name for it? >> pretty intense, right? you should give it a shot. >> jimmy: you have to get out of that house. i can't believe you're living with your parents. these are the golden years right here, it's time for you to get out of that house and getting into something. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know? if you want, you can come live with me and i'll keep an eye on what's going on. >> we can start that side business. >> jimmy: we'll do that, but more importantly, you can just use the hot tub and i'll watch you and the girls go by. right? uncle frank knows.
he -- when uncle frank was your age, he lived in a pent had house apartment with, like, three other guys in new york. they pitched in all their money and then they would just -- he went to france and bought bikinis and tell girls, we have bikinis at my house, would you like to come upstairs and try them on. >> try. really true. i don't know how you knew that, but that's true. >> jimmy: you know how i knew it? because you've told me, like, 30 times. >> hey, jim, this guy is great. he's great. [ applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: there you go. you don't get a better endorsement than that. well, congratulations to you. i hope the production company goes well. are you just doing movies that you're starring in or are you doing other movies, too? >> no, i -- i'm doing other movies, as well, yeah. i love the development process, i loved everything about movies and it's just such an honor to be involved, you know, from the ground up. >> jimmy: i heard you're going
to play stretch armstrong also. is that true? >> we'll see. there's a lot of stuff in the works. >> jimmy: things in the hopper? >> yeah. >> jimmy: very good. taylor lautner, everybody. "abducti "abduction" open s september 23rd. you have a lot of time to plan for it. we'll be right back with music from britney spears. ♪ [ woman ] sam begged and pleaded... so i sent him to camp. we'd earned lots of points with our new citi thankyou card... and i put them to good use.
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